My camera dock is still missing so I have no pictures to share yet. But I want to write something so I thought I would write about all of the weird things about me.
I am indeed weird and I have a very strange sense of humor (I blame it all on my brothers. Sorry but I’m going to throw you guys under the bus here). So here are some of the things about me that are weird…
I’m scared of fish and poodles.
I’m scared of fish because when I was little we used to have these fish that jumped out of the fish tank (no, I’m not joking!). When one would jump out my mom would just pick it up and throw it back in. Well, one night I was walking through the room without shoes on and I stepped right on one of the fish. I’m shuddering just thinking about it! Oh the horror! Slimy, wiggly, yuckiness! *hurl*.
And I’m only scared of the gigantic poodles, not the little bitty ones. And here’s why- one time I was driving down the road and there was a car next to me that had a GIANT poodle in it. And it was staring me down. It was staring at me like it was going to kill me!! That.freaked.me.out. Now I can’t see a poodle without getting freaked out. Yesterday I was running at the park and this lady was walking a really big poodle and I thought I was going to have an anxiety attack. Not cool, lady- don’t you know that poodles freak me out!
I think poop is funny. So do my brothers, we’re all weird like that. Come on, you can’t say the word poop without smiling!! It’s funny!! We like to talk about poop so much that my brother even got us kids books about poop for Christmas one year! He said he read them before he bought them and he thought he was going to get kicked out of barnes and nobles because he was sitting on the floor in the kids book section laughing his head off and reading books about poop! Oh yeah, and I have a million fart stories because I’ve been teaching for five years- kids just can’t seem to control that kind of stuff! My brother just loves those stories, especially the fart carpet stories!
I am sure that there are many more weird things about me, but none come to mind!
I’m off to search for my camera dock again so I can get back to blogging about FOOD!
