I had a conversation with myself in my head yesterday during lecture and it went something like this…
"Sometimes I wish I was a plant so I could photosynthesize".
"Yeah, but then someone might eat me. I don’t think I’d like that".
"yeah but plants don’t have a brain or a central nervous system so they don’t feel pain the way we do. So I don’t think I’d really care if someone ate me".
Yes, that’s totally weird, and I realize that.
But listen… weird people kinda rock! We’re unique. We’re definitely interesting- you never know what we might do! We definitely make the world a better place- who wants to be normal anyway?! So let’s celebrate our idiosyncrasies!
Some weird things about me:
- I have conversations with myself in my head all the time- especially when I’m bored (see above example). Sometimes these convos make me laugh out loud though, and I look just a liiiiittle bit crazy!
- I’m deathly afraid of fish, birds, and giant POODLES!
- I think all things POOP related are hilarious! (c’mon you can’t say the word poop and not smile!) I blame it on having two brothers. For example- I got my brothers doodie of the month calendars, every month has a different pile o’ dog poo in the midst of beautiful scenery! Another Christmas my bro got me a kids book called “Where’s the poop”? It’s so awesome! We also exchange fart related bday cards every year. SO FUNNY!
- I LOVE things that are gross! Example… I loved when we talked about tape worms in Microbiology last semester because of all the grody pictures! There were pics of worms coming out of peoples ears and noses. It was AWESOME!
- I really enjoy having dance parties when I’m at home alone. Especially to 90’s music! Think Salt N’ Pepa, MC Hammer, Will Smith, etc. I put on my keds and my scrunchie and say hello to the running man!
- I love tofu more than a normal person should. Like I would eat it every day if I could. I love it plain! I know- weird!
- I love to sing show tunes at the top of my lungs and pretend like I’m a Broadway supa star even though in reality I can’t sing a lick! But in my head I’m a total rock star!
- I don’t share drinks or food well. You know that episode of Friends where Joey’s like “JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!”. That’s totally me.
- I think science jokes are HILARIOUS! My Bio lab partners this semester seem to disagree. C’mon… “I think I lost an electron”. “Are you positive?!” That’s funny!!!
Okay, I think that’s enough for now- I’m going to give myself a complex if I keep going! (Oh, there are many many more, LOL!)
Okay, your turn!! Tell me something weird about you!!
Great post! The things that make us weird is what makes us unique! One of my weird qualities is I have to count to 20 before I take anything out of the oven. I think I got this from my mom, but even after the timer goes off … I count to 20 🙂
Love it! I’m a counter too- I like to count my steps. I always like to see how many steps it takes to get from my car to a building or from class to class.